WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN!

I was doing my "spring" cleaning in one of my computers and came across this e-mail I'd saved about why it's good to be a woman.

This had been forwarded to me by one of my friends ages ago and I don't know where it originated but I saved it for some reason. I guess today is the day I saved it for - it's just a perfect bunch of happy little thoughts about why being a woman is a good and DIVA thing to be:

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
• We will never regret piercing our ears
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

So there you have it my sisters - fifteen reasons why it's good to be a woman!

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