SOME QUOTES FROM NOTABLE WOMEN

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NEVER EAT MORE THAN YOU CAN LIFT - MISS PIGGY

WHEN WOMEN ARE DEPRESSED THEY EITHER EAT OR GO SHOPPING. MEN INVADE ANOTHER COUNTRY - MARIE CORELLI

WHEN CHOOSING BETWEEN TWO EVILS, I ALWAYS LIKE TO TRY ONE I'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE - MAE WEST

EVERY ONE'S ENTITLED TO MY OPINION - MADONNA

I'VE BEEN ON A CALENDAR, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ON TIME. - MARILYN MONROE

THE TROUBLE WITH BEING IN THE RAT RACE IS THAT EVEN IF YOU WIN...YOU'RE STILL A RAT - LILY TOMLIN

HOUSE WORK CAN'T KILL YOU, BUT WHY TAKE A CHANCE - PHYLIS DILLER

I'M NOT GOING TO VACUUM UNTIL SEARS MAKES ONE YOU CAN RIDE ON - ROSEANNE BARR

I AM A MARVELOUS HOUSEKEEPER. EVERY TIME I LEAVE A MAN I KEEP HIS HOUSE - ZSA ZSA GABOR

THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN IS THAT THEY GET ALL WORRIED AND CRAZY ABOUT NOTHING AND THEN THEY MARRY HIM. - CHER

REMEMBER, GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS - FAITH WHITTLESEY

NORMAL IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. - WHOOPI GOLDBERG

I NEVER MARRIED BECAUSE THERE WAS NO NEED. I HAVE THREE PETS AT HOME WHICH ANSWER THE SAME PURPOSE AS A HUSBAND. I HAVE A DOG WHICH GROWLS EVERY MORNING, A PARROT WHICH SWEARS ALL AFTERNOON AND A CAT THAT COMES HOME LATE AT NIGHT - MARIE CORELLI

IN PASSING, ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE FIRST TIME ADAM HAD A CHANCE HE LAID THE BLAME ON A WOMAN - NANCY ASTOR

THE BEST WAY TO GET MOST HUSBANDS TO DO SOMETHING IS TO SUGGEST THAT PERHAPS THEY'RE TOO OLD TO DO IT - ANN BANCROFT

MEN ARE LIKE A FINE WINE. THEY ALL START OUT LIKE GRAPES, AND IT'S OUR JOB TO STOMP ON THEM AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK UNTIL THEY MATURE INTO SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH. - ANONYMOUS

PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING COUPLES WHOSE MARRIAGES HAVE ENDURED AT LEAST A QUARTER OF A CENTURY FOR THEIR SECRET FOR SUCCESS. ACTUALLY, IT IS NO SECRET AT ALL. I AM A FORGIVING WOMAN. LONG AGO, I FORGAVE MY HUSBAND FOR NOT BEING PAUL NEWMAN - ERMA BOMBECK

I'M NOT OFFENDED BY ALL THE DUMB BLOND JOKES BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT DUMB..AND I ALSO KNOW THAT I'M NOT BLOND - DOLLY PARTON

OLD AGE AIN'T NO PLACE FOR SISSIES - BETTE DAVIS

IN POLITICS, IF YOU WANT ANYTHING SAID, ASK A MAN. IF YOU WANT ANYTHING DONE, ASK A WOMEN - MARGARET THATCHER

NOBODY CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

I HAVE EVERYTHING I HAD 20 YEARS AGO EXCEPT NOW IT'S LOWER - GYPSY ROSE LEE